Three Cool Guys

(tom meltzer)



If my life was a movie i'd want to be jackie chan

Cause humor grace and honor are the marks of a man

My fights would all be glorious, my smile would melt girls' hearts

I'd be the toast of hong kong, my songs would top the charts





But i am what i am and that's all i am

That's all i can stand cause i can't stands no more





If my life was a silent film i'd want to be buster keaton

I'd embrace the blues and in the process i'd defeat them

I'd have no fight with gravity, i'd do just as i please

I'd tumble down each flight of stairs with the greatest of ease





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If my life was a cartoon i'd want to be the popeye the sailor

I'd have a damsel in distress and i would never fail her

I'd mutter something clever then i'd knock bluto cold

I'd be a one-eyed mumbling crazy thug with a heart of gold





And all my problems would be solved because i eat my greens

My life it would be measured out in well-constructed scenes

I'd have drama without tragedy, anger without pain

Love without loneliness, hey, i would not complain





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