Oh Mom...

Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, jennifer lien, andrew leeds, meghan andrews, and robert smigel





[silverware clicking]

M1: "can you pass the beats please?"

F1: "here you go"

M1: "thanks"

Brad: "hey mom, guess what? i got invited to a party tonight! and i'm gonna go if that's ok with you."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Brad: "why not mom?"

F1: "yeah, why mom? he should go."

Brad: "it's gonna be fun. i'll get to meet new people..."

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

Brad: "oh mom..."

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

F1: "don't wory brad."





F2: "hey mom, i saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but i was nervous to buy it. what do you think?

Mom: "nooo!!"

F2: "really? i really like it..."

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

F2: "oh mom, who is?"

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

F2: "mom, you're so paranoid."

Mom: "nooo!!"



M3: "hey mom, i gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs."

Mom: "nooo!!"

M3: "yeah, i have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..."

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

M3: "do you think you could drop me off there?..."

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

M3: "how am i gonna get there?"

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

M3: "i'll walk i guess."

Mom: "nooo!!"



Cindy: "mom, can you pass the salad dressing?"

Mom: "nooo!!"

Cindy: "please?"

Mom: "nooo!!"

Cindy: "come on, mom."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Brad: "i'll get it for you cindy."

Cindy: "thanks brad."

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

Cindy: "thanks for the tip, ma."

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"



Brad: "hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Brad: "why are we eating inside? it's a beautiful night. we need to get out more."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Cindy: "mother, brad is right."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Cindy: "we should go out, it'll be fun."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Cindy: "come on, let's go, i could go for some maple walnut."

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

M3: "yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Cindy: "you wanna come dave?"

Mom: "nooo!!"

Dave: "no, i'll hang out with mom."

M1: "you sure?"

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "yeah, go without me."

M3: "all right, see you guys later."

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"



Dave: "how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is... you sure know how to cook! boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. say mom, uhm, can i go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry?"

Mom: "nooo!!"

Dave: "please?"

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "mom, you're over reacting!"

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "why are you so overprotective!?"

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "mom! i'm going to the ice cream place! you're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!"

[bangs on the table, gets up]

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[screen door closes]

Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at him!"


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