Fatty Mcgee

Performed by adam sandler, david spade, tim herlihy, steve koren, and tim meadows



[typical library sounds, squeekin chairs/doors]



[talking quietly]

M1: "ms. murphy is such a pain, man."

M2: "we just had a test a week ago. now we gotta take another one tommorrow. this sucks!"

M1: "and it counts for 80 percent of our grade."

M2: "well we better study our butts off."

M1: "well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."

M2: "ok, enough talking, let's study!"

M1: "all right."

[turning pages]



[heavy steps]

M2: "uh oh"

M1: "oh no! fatty mcgee is coming. we'll never get any studying done with him in the library."

[heavy steps continue]

M2: "oh god, he's taking the stairs! that means he's going to be way out of breath!"



[fatty whining, try to catch breath]

M1: "oh no, he's going to sit with us."

Fatty: [annoying whining voice] "hey fellas, studying for the big test?"

M1: "uh, yes fatty, we were."

Fatty: [still trying to catch breath] "great! i'll join ya."

[fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]

M2: "hey fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?"

Fatty: "no, no, i'm catching it!"

[fatty continuing to whine and snort]

M1: "ok, ok fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate."

Fatty: [continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "sure, no problem."

M1: "oh man."

Fatty: [still snorting and whining loudly] "this test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."

[whining continues even louder]

M1: "yes fatty, we know, we just said that."

[wheezing continues a little softer]

M2: "fatty! please keep it down!"



[fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]



M2: "is he sleeping!?"

M1: "no, it's his deviated sceptum. seriously fatty, keep the breathing down." [snoring stops, more weird noise starts]

M2: "ahh geez fatty, what's wrong with you!?"

Fatty: [pausing, snorting] "i'm trying."

[whining continues]

M1: "fatty, you know what's going to happen! stop breathing so heavy! please we gotta study!"

[whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]

M2: "oh no, that one's going to do it!"



[fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]

M2: "fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"

Fatty: [continuing his loud annoying whine] "i'm sorry!"

Fireman ray: "fire! man the building!"

M1: "sorry fireman ray, it's not the fire alarm."

Fireman ray: "fatty mcgee, is that you again!?"

Fatty: [stillin whining annoyingly] "yes." [snort] "sorry." [snort]

Fireman ray: "didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"

Fatty: [whiney voice] "but i like the stairs!"

Fireman ray: [annoyed] "why!?"

Fatty: [still whining horribly] "they're fun!"

Fireman ray: "oh fatty mcgee, you're the fattest!"

[everyone laughing at stupid joke]

[raspberry]


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