Celebrity

Written by Brad Paisley



Someday I'm gonna be famous

Do I have talent ... well ... no

These days you don't really need it

Thanks to reality shows

Can't Wait to date a supermodel

Can't Wait to sue my dad

Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari

On my way to rehab



Chorus:

'Cause when you're a Celebrity

It's adios reality

You can act just like a fool

People think you're cool

Just 'cause your on TV

I can throw A major fit

When my latte isn't just how I like it

They say I've gone insane

I'll blame it on the fame

And the pressures that it goes with

Being a Celebrity

uh huh



I get to cry to Barbara Walters

When Things don't go my way

I'll get community service

No matter which law I break

I'll make the supermarket tabloids

They'll write some awful stuff

But the more they run my name down

THE MORE MY PRICE GOES UP



Chorus:

'Cause when you're a Celebrity

It's adios reality

No matter what you do

People think you're cool

Just 'cause you're on TV

I can fall in and out of love

Have marriages that barely last a month

When they go down the drain

I'll blame it on fame

And say it's just so tough

Being a Celebrity



So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west

To the land of fun in the sun

We'll be real world bachelors

Jackass Millionaires

Hey, Hey, Hollywood

Here we come!



Chorus:

Yeah, When you're a Celebrity

It's adios reality

No matter what you do

People think you're cool

Just cause you're on tv

...Being a Celebrity

...Yeah Celebrity

...uh-huh

"Where's my coffee?"




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